So, like, there was this whole thing with a Michigan law firm, right? They were all about dragons on their court documents. I mean, who even does that? The judge had to step in and be like, “Um, hello, this is not a cartoon, people.” The firm, Dragon Lawyers PC, from East Lansing, decided it was a great idea to watermark their motions with a snarling dragon in a suit. Not really sure why this matters, but they were representing a client who got treated super badly at Clinton County Jail. The judge was not having it with the dragon vibes and told them to chill out with the whole fantasy theme.
And in other legal news, there’s a whole bunch of lawsuits happening. We got Devco Corporation being accused of selling knock-off Graco products. Then there’s Hanaco Venture Capital and its executives being sued for messing up a $1 million investment. Toronto-Dominion Bank is in hot water for hiding some shady stuff about their compliance with money laundering laws. Crown Castle International is being called out for not paying utility bills. And let’s not forget about Electrolux Home Products Inc. and their faulty refrigerators. It’s like a legal drama series, but in real life.
So, yeah, the legal world is a wild place, full of dragons and shady deals. Who knew court documents could be so exciting?
